Top most concerning ways the new pope could react when they announce his papacy by Brad Hines 3.12.13
Pretty much any way like Usain Bolt:
Evily:
Dr. Evily
Like this guy:
to have a stroke
this would probably be bad...
Irish and disoriented
"I'm kind of a big deal you know..."
Turns to the Vatican and shows his abs, à la "The situation":
Involuntarily screams "Fuck Yeah!"
R&B style
Surprise!
Does the Peanuts® dance
Turns to the Vatican and does the Justin Bieber "heart throb" gesture:
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