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Top most concerning ways the new pope could react when they announce his papacy by Brad Hines 3.12.13


Pretty much any way like Usain Bolt:

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diuck chenney evil





Dr. Evily

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Like this guy:




to have a stroke

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this would probably be bad...





Irish and disoriented

drunk priest




"I'm kind of a big deal you know..."

alter boy




Turns to the Vatican and shows his abs, Ă  la "The situation":

the situation




Involuntarily screams "Fuck Yeah!"





R&B style











Does the Peanuts® dance





Turns to the Vatican and does the Justin Bieber "heart throb" gesture:



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