Top most concerning ways the new pope could react when they announce his papacy by Brad Hines 3.12.13
Pretty much any way like Usain Bolt:
Like this guy:
to have a stroke
this would probably be bad...
Irish and disoriented
"I'm kind of a big deal you know..."
Turns to the Vatican and shows his abs, à la "The situation":
Involuntarily screams "Fuck Yeah!"
Does the Peanuts® dance
Turns to the Vatican and does the Justin Bieber "heart throb" gesture:
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About the writer: Brad Hines is the president of YumDomains.com, and the founder of HungryKids.org. He is a digital marketing and social media strategist. A writer as well, he typically writes about internet, business, and science trends. Probably for the better, there are no plush toys available of Brad. He can be followed on Twitter: Follow @BradHines
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